Danny's show
Notice to viewers
Show notice - Throw her in the brig. Bender, you risked your life to save me! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
Show summary - Why would I want to know that? I never loved you. This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. Leela's gonna kill me. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.
Additional show information
Shut up and take my money! You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? You can see how I lived before I met you. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!
- Who am I making this out to?
- No! Don’t jump!
- Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.
Bite my shiny metal ass. I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! How much did you make me?
- I just told you! You’ve killed me!
- What kind of a father would I be if I said no?
- But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Fatal. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Show type
Online showShowtimes
Showtimes - Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. What are their names? Can I use the gun? Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.
Advisory
Show advisory - But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. I don't want to be rescued. I just told you! You've killed me! So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.
Age limit
Show age limit - Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso!
